yEaH sO hI. i'M CArOliNe aNd yoU CAn TeLl I'M exCiTinG bY tHe wAY i aLTerNaTe fRoM LOWeRcASE To UppERCASe. okay enough of that. narwhals are majestic and no i'm not actually a bottle of kimchi but if you would like to see my face, feel free to click on the arrow pointing << that way. oH aND quEsTioNs GiVe mE OrgaSmS sO cLicK thAt aSK boX to GivE mE sExuaL fEElinGs.
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
(via awkward-at-best)
if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you
(Source: neilweastfall, via see-you-all-in-therapy)
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
(via bigelephantsneverforget)
I touch ur foods when u no look
(Source: plantfriend, via buttouched)
does tumblr have cheat codes
it’s called being physically attractive
(via aquus)
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
(via mariansays)
ok once i took a photo of this laughing lady in my psych textbook and then like a week later she was laughing at me from a store window
(via a-spider)
my personality includes ugly and no
(Source: keavisthename, via devourable)
if i were a boss in a video game this would be my final form
(Source: genocidersyo, via thatsmoderatelyraven)
